I'm Kaz and I'm pretty cool tbh y'all should pay attention to me and be my friends and stuff
jake just doesnt give a fuck
I’m honestly disturbed by some of Jake’s shape-shifting
The second to last one kills me
Don’t leak nudes
Leak pictures of SPIDER-MAN
Face Swap Of The Week: Up.
Kim Jong Il and Bill Clinton going on an adventure.
you’re probably going to dance with another girl who will taste like fresh picked strawberries and smell like flowers blossom in her hair
and you’re probably going to choke down 5 shots of straight vodka and get the thought of me out of your head and focus on the girl dancing with you who wants to be your apple pie but you can’t see the diamonds in her eyes because you’re staring at the ones hanging around her neck and you can’t feel her pull you in closer because she’s reaching farther behind your head of dark hair and tapping shoulders of random guys she’s never even met
and when this happens I hope you run to the dingy bathroom and splash your face with dirty water and vomit up the words you never said because while you’re out drowning your heart in things I shouldn’t care about I’m here looking at the moon whispering how much I fucking love you
and if you take her home I swear to God the moonlight will keep you awake no matter what time it is and you’ll watch it shine across your bedroom floor where we danced and laughed and I almost told you that you are my night sky
and I hope the light catches your attention more than the sight of her would and I hope when you wake up all you remember is that roses are my favourite scented flower and you can’t escape the light of the moon
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and post wherever you want to post. You take the red pill—you stay on Tumblr, and I show you how deep the memes go. Remember: all I’m offering is tfw no gf, nothing more.
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